Breaking News: The killers have been captured…
STOP THE PRESSES, PUT DOWN YOUR DRINKS, AND HOLD ON TO ANYTHING YOU CAN BECAUSE THE NIGHTMARE THAT HAD HALF OF MEXICO ON THEIR MOUTHS IS OVER! THEY FINALLY FELL! THE NEWS WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR WITH OUR HEARTS ON THROTTLE! THAT DAMN “SEE MORE” THAT FROZEN YOUR BLOOD ON YOUR PHONE FINALLY REVEALS…